faptaincrunch: i like it when i’m with my friends because it’s the only time when i’m like laughing and i’m happy and i’m not thinking about how much i suck and how i hate myself and ya
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents' Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
souljaboymeetsworld: I’m waiting for a video game called recorder hero to come out
Tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
berlitz: you know what no one ever thanks this dog this dog spends its entire life finding lost documents for you and no one ever thanks it so we gather here on this day to thank this dog thank you, dog
queefjerkey: taking advantage of my roommate being gone
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I need to chill out.
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum is not tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon