May 2012
faptaincrunch:
i like it when i’m with my friends
because it’s the only time when i’m like laughing and i’m happy and i’m not thinking about how much i suck and how i hate myself and ya
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents' Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
Watchsouljaboymeetsworld:
I’m waiting for a video game called recorder hero to come out
Tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
tyleroakley:
berlitz:
you know what
no one ever thanks this dog
this dog spends its entire life finding lost documents for you
and no one ever thanks it
so we gather here on this day to thank this dog
thank you, dog
April 2012
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Watchqueefjerkey:
taking advantage of my roommate being gone
xwhatserface:
mel-lovable:
karameruru:
viremi:
thelocalpaedo:
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
TAKEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
TAKE ON ME
I’LLLLLLLLL
BEEEEEEEE
GONEEEEEEEE
IN A DAY OR
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hate when my taken friends decide to display... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
And they’re like :
and I’m like :
Way to make me feel awkward.
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I need to chill out.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is not tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon
