aprrl: here we go again, I kinda wanna be more than friends. but that’s impossible so.
Hot person: Hey
Me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like weddings on the beach yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you and when we retire we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or maybe we can be flushed down the toilet like dead goldfish actually no i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
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happy birthday scottie!
I’m sick, buy me clementines.
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